MAGIC, The Magazine For Magicians

FINALLY OUTTAKES

Each month, the editors of MAGIC Magazine drop into caption-writing mode in an attempt to come up with something clever to accompany the often unusual photographs on our “Finally” page. Sometimes, writers’ block is staggering; other times we end up having to make a tough decision between two or possibly even more great ones. At MAGIC Live!, we even displayed a number of upcoming “Finally” installments, with registrants offering their suggestions.

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May '08 * April '08 * March '08 * February '08 * January '08 * December '07 * November '07 * October '07

May 2008 back to top	The world’s first and last ventriloquist Zombie. Jeff Haas Welcome everyone to the finals of “Geriatrics Got Talent”! Doug Thornton
April 2008 back to top	Tony Soprano, the early years. MR A young Elvis is inspired to someday be king, too. Anonymous at MAGIC Live! Not long after, Blackstone would abdicate to marry a commoner. Alan Howard
March 2008 back to top	Only two of these are mine; the rest belong to my wife. Chad S. Sure, it’s easy now… before they all hatch. Alan Howard Lots of balls, but no teeth. Anonymous at MAGIC Live! Got a match MaxNY
February 2008 back to top	For dessert, I’d like to order a Kalanag Split, please. David Charvet I call it misdirection. John Armato I’ve got nowhere to go but up! Anonymous at MAGIC Live!
January 2008 back to top	They told me “the cake is still frozen,” why didn’t I just believe them? Michael Huot Karrell Fox is stuck after forgetting the classic rule: Never put your tongue on a frozen metal prop birthday cake! Joe Givan
December 2007 back to top	It’s a bird! Dana Daniels Act surprised; it adds entertainment value to your act. Max of New York No skill required… David Charvet
November 2007 back to top	Well, how about if I stand on both the table and the fez? Alan Howard Mac King’s coat was first the property of… Anonymous, MAGIC Live! The Disappearing Shriner Trick: Kalanag’s little brother breaks into showbiz. Anonymous, MAGIC Live! Charlie Miller, age five. Geoff Williams
October 2007 back to top	No, Joseffy tells me it’s not plagiarism Alan Howard Vernon tells me that your card was the Three of Hearts. Scott Wells Good news! I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico! David Oliver